Valar morghulis tbh

itslarsyouguys:

YOU’RE a baby

I’M a baby

WE CAN BE BABIES TOGETHER

overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

  • teacher: are there any classes you are struggling with?
  • me: the bourgeois
  • teacher: what
  • me: what
  • karl marx: nice

northfalls:

Natalie Dormer | by Benni Valsson for the Sunday Times UK, September 2014

zevransbutt:

me: *points at adult character who is taller, stronger and older than me* small child. must protect at all costs. shelter. very tiny

imnotatvaddict:

makeitworthwatching:

as both a Harmonizer and a Mixer, I now have yet another girlgroup to fangirl over. Welcome Beatz

Girlgroups taking over the world. 

I was NOT expecting that

That’s not a name. I don’t have a niece.

thechronicferuchemist:

Uterus, I do not understand your need to have a baby. We cannot afford a baby. I do not want a baby. Hell you wouldn’t even be happy if we had a baby. I find these temper tantrums you throw every month we don’t have a baby absolutely unacceptable.

orgyporgy:

as soon as i heard her line “pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me NyQuil” i knew i was listening to Art

delphinated:

ob meme || [25/7] funny moments

BUT LOOK AT HER FACE. COSIMA BE LIKE LOOK DELPHINE I MADE A FUNNY DID YOU LIKE IT? WAS I FUNNY? DEEEELPHIIIINE WHAT’S WITH THE NEEDLE DELPHYYYYY DELPHINEEEE

#WHO’S THE PUPPY NOW

amaloli:

fun tip: say ‘another gender’ instead of ‘the opposite gender’ and crush the binary beneath your feet

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